A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Newyork. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. "Mom" said the boy "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work" she replied. The taxi driver turns around...

Three Catholic women and an older Jewish lady were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father." The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him Your...

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The...